ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM SANTA

Encourage people to believe in you.
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Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
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Don't pout.
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It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.
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Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby.
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Make your presents known.
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Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
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Bright red can make anyone look good.
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Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how many pounds you've gained.
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If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
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Whenever you're at a loss for words, say: "HO, HO, HO!"