FACTS & JOKES

June 1944 - "I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war
by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country..."
General George S. Patton

Let us women handle it
Take all women who are within +/-5 years of menopause.
Train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons,
grenades, gas masks, Prozac, hormones, SPAM, etc.
Drop us (parachuted, preferably)across the landscape of Afghanistan,
and let us do what comes naturally. Think about it.
Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills,
is formidable enough to make even men in turbans tremble.

We have had our children, we would gladly die/suffer to protect them
and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands,
if they haven't left already. And for those of us who are single,
the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is
about as likely as being struck by lightning; therefore,
we have nothing to lose.

Let US go and fight. The Taliban hate women.
Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes
all through their godforsaken terrain.
I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should, too.

HELL HAS NO FURY LIKE A PISSED OFF WOMAN!

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof'
it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman

"As far as Saddam Hussein being a great military strategist,
he is neither a strategist, nor is he schooled in the operational arts,
nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general,
nor is he a soldier. Other than that, he's a great military man.
I want you to know that."
Norman Schwarzkopf

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing...... yet.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Taliban Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

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